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Some Bad
Cookie guests have very sharp tongues and so be wary when reading
these email letters!
Stupid
- Kevin
Mumford
Bad cookie I am not going to swear or anything like
that but I Charaters u have put around the heading man mother +
Child which together mean like and it is not very good to have a
bd cookie site which has charactes which say like The one around
send fortune means Man the one above means house and the one below
means letter ! so how can u have such a bad site with incorrect
Kanji around it? this is just some asshole whos said lets make a
site and make it look like its Chinese or Japanese or something
and i can get some emails !
this is a truly bad idea bad day to you good day to everyone else
Cent
Farewell
- Gary
Ellis
i have a vision..........
your site being taken down with aggression.... you guys all are
horrible people. you have made my son commit suicide... you have
ruined my life. this is also the end for me so good bye and i hope
you are pleased.............
Farewell....
You're
Gay and this site is gay!! - Kyle
Man how gay can you be to have a bad fortune in every
cookie. I hope that you rot in hell for saying this shit. It's depressing
and may God have mercy on your pitiful little soul. You're Gay.
Drunk...
- Romeo
You know how they say you're not drunk if you can find
your ass with both your hands?? Well, I jist wanted to know when
you came up with the cocept for this site if you couldnt find your
ass, or you were jist being an ass...My fortune was u have little
understanding of the arts and music. Well, considering the fact
that im majoring in the arts, thats wack. You should use a cookie
to get a clue.
Your
site is more awful than that bad cookie of yours! - Tony
This site is whack!I thought this site would be tight
or something but when i went to this site there was only this stupid
lil bad cookie.I'll tell you something else thats bad.Its your lame
site!And by the way,my hard work did pay off.If your gonna tell
us something bad,at least tell us the freaken truth!listen to those
people who send you e-mails to shut this damn site down and get
a life freak!
BAD
COOKIE/BAD JOKE - Wydelia
M. Coston
DEVIL WORSHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO BACK TO THE PITS OF HELL FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, IN THE NAME OF
JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im
a tarot reader - NeShanna
Hey, i thought this site would be cool so i go here,
and all i get is a stupid cookie that tells me that "TRAGEDY WILL
KNOCK DOWN MY DOOR SOON" i wanna tell you that im a tarot reader
and this site sucks, as well as your cookies, thanks and hopefully
you guys will get a site that is much more willing to tell the truth
soon, thanks, NeShanna
Mr.
Popularity - UseOnceDestroy1@aol.com
Sweetheart, I'm not going to even bother writing an
email full of bad comments and nasty language, because these are
obviously the reactions you were hoping for. You might think that
writing in to complain to you is over the top but some people are
sensitive about these sorts of things.You must be used to verbal
abuse by now, but lets face it, what do you expect? Now, this is
what I'm thinkin..you obviously have no friends, you're probably
one of those people who when you walk past someone they say who
is that guy? or don't even know you exist, one of the two. Because
I know if I knew you I probably wouldn't give you the time of day,
but here I am contradicting myself by writing you an email. You
must be so proud of the fact that you are actually receiving emails
off someone, perhaps thats why you set up this site. couldn't stand
the disappointment of logging on and not hearing those few little
words telling you that you have email, time and time again, but
then I'd have thought you'd have been used to it by now.Well, you
sure are Mr(s) popularity now aren't you?
You
Suck - Cracker
i have a few points to make about your messed up site...
1-
what kind of a name is doughjo? i mean, are you like in kindergarden.
Grow up!
2-
your fortunes suck! Their not even funny!
3- who the hell are you to say what the hell is going to happen
in my life next!
4- everyone hates you so close this site down.
5- Obviously you don't have anything else to do than write stupid
fortunes that suck. Jeesus! get a life and get a job. AND
GET OUT OF OUR FACES!!!!!!!!
It's
Crap - Lauren Terry
Okay so i go to this site thinking that its gonna be
cool, but guess what? It's crap. You have a whole page full of complaints,
and you probably either don't read them or you laugh at them. Do
you not get it? it's stupid. Face it, if this was some kind of joke
then it's not funny. AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SINNING SOULS
BEFORE SENDING YOU TO PERISH IN BITTER HELL!! It's just not funny.
uncool!
Half-baked
- Susan Baird
Your "doughjo" comes up a few degrees short of half-baked.
This site sounded like fun ... and it could be fun ... but it's
not. It's just bad -- and no, I don't mean that in a good way. The
visuals are nice, but the site loads way too slowly. And the content
is tasteless, offensive, annoying ... yet free of any redeeming
taint of cleverness. Try again.
People
write in and tell me all the time! - Choctimtamryum@aol.com
Well, you obviously thrive on the bad comments and nasty
language, so why should I bother giving you the satisfaction? Instead
I just wanted to say well done. I don't think you were such a hit
on the "bad cookie" scale, but you sure were on the "bad comment"
scale! Maybe you should retitle the site "I'm a dumb ass, people
write in and tell me all the time." I challenge you to get a life.
Good luck.
What
a Stupid Site - Sophie
Huber
At least some fortune cookies teach you how to say a
word in Chinese. Yours? Hardly! This site must be established by
a group of weirdos who hate life, hate people, and get thrill out
of trying to ruin someone's day. I suggest you close down this site
because no one likes it and no one likes you.
You
Really Need a Hobby - anon@aol.com
You need a new hobby, something other than spreading
trash to other people. I was really disappointed when I came to
this site. I hope you reilize that this sort of thing hurts people.
You should know better, LOVE THY NEIGHBOR> I will pray for you all
Tape
it to a Brick - MoonStar2o0o@aol.com
You know what? fuck you! you must have a lot of time
on your hands to do nothing all da but make up hurtfull insults.
tape it to a brick and shove it up your ass, ya fuckin losers!
Jaded
Outlook on Life - Tim Mansour
I stumbled across your page and I must say I found it
very unsettling. Unsettling due to the fact that the person(s) submitting
these "fortunes" obviously have a very jaded outlook on life. It
would be more advantageous for them and for the people around them
if they tried to live less contentious lives.
Cause
and Effect - Dekyi
I
am really shocked that this website was purposely set up to send
bad messages to people all over the world. why are u doing this?
Do you believe in retribution? I am a faithful Buddhist and we believe
in Cause and Effect - that is if you did bad actions to harm others,
the results will come back to you - maybe worse than the pain that
you caused have others !!! Pls stop harming sentient beings in this
way - if you don't ever want any bad results to come back to you
!!! May all the Buddhas forgive you and please stop creating this
web site for your own good!
I
Hate It - Steph
I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!!!! Is that enough? No. I hate it,
I hate it, I hate it!!!! At first, it was funny, but then it somehow
got to me and TOTALLY RUINED MY WHOLE DAY!!! Thank you very much,
whoever you are. I don't take these things seriously, but I'm not
up to hearing anything depressing or pessimistic about my life right
now, so no matter how fake they are, it still affected me! Give
it up! You might completely ruin someone's life. Steph @->-----
Hello Rapist
- MICKDB@aol.com
MAN, are you a rapist??? I was just wondering because you seem to
have alot of issues.
What a Crock
- Tammy Robison
Dear Bad Cookie, I felt like you need some counseling. If all you
can do is give people bad vibes or bad fortunes, then you really
dont need to have this site. Some people go by that stuff and it
could really mess them up bad. What would you think if someone actually
took it to heart and said, if that is all that my life is good for,
then why am I living and killed themselves?? Their blood would be
on YOUR hands and on YOUR life. When it came time for YOUR life
to end and you walk into heaven and God reads in the lambs book
of life and it says," YOU CAUSED A LIFE TO TAKE THEIR LIFE BECAUSE
OF A COMPUTER SITE, CAST AWAY FROM ME, I KNOW YOU NOT!!!" That would
be a hard thing to deal with!!!! I will say a prayer for you and
hope and pray that you will change your outlook on this site and
change the fortunes or better yet, leave the fortune for the unknown.
No one but God knows what our destiny is....
God Bless you
Tammy
You
Obviously Have Too Much Time On Your Hands
- Delpha
If you think that this is anything anyone wants to hear then your
thinking must be really fucked up. You want to sell a book? Who
wants to read anything of yours? I just want to tell you that you
need to find better things to do with your time(something actually
useful in the real world). Thx! ~~ Hope you have betters days than
the ones you must have been having in your life.
BAD Cookie
Wit BAD fortunes - NikeGrl1221@aol.com
BadCookie = Bad Page Your page is horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't
belive in those stupid fortunes and there all bad!!! Bad cookie
is right, it is a BAD cookie wit BAD fortunes and this site is BAD
and i sent it to none of my friends, thats how BAD BADCookie is!!!!!
You can even read all your letters, no one likes your page!!! RATE
THIS SITE FROM 1-10, 1 BEING THE WORST AND 10 BEING THE BEST, I
WOULD SAY THIS IS A 0!!!!!!!
This Is Gay!
- Rach41386@aol.com
Who ever made this stupid website needs some "bad cookies" of his/her
own! People go through life trying to find things to look forward
to and to care about and u take that as a joke... well i hope yer
reading this.. wut an ass hole!
Please Quit!!!
- Karen Dixon
You guys don't need to be putting out bad fortunes like that. Some
people get really depressed. They think that they can handle it
but they can't!!!! I think that's wrong because there are sensitive
people that your fortune cookies bother!!! Please quit!!!
Answer To
Cookie - H Pauls
Hi, as far as I can tell this is not funny at all in my book that
is verble a buse, putting some one down you do not know at all,
so why dont you put your time into some thing usefful like helping
others, and prasing them in stead of putting them down ,Love you
lots have a nice day and remember, it is a short life , live it
wisely. chow.
Pessimist
- divakara@emirates.net.ae
Please don't be soooooo mean, by giving bad fortunes. I feel you
are pessimist.
You Suck
- Lynn Denekamp
Do you really think this world needs any more nasty ass-holes? You
suck.
Bad Cookie...Bad
Idea - James Devaney
Take the majoity advice and change the mode to be more positive.
This will get a varied response in a more creatived fashion. Be
part of the peace solution, not the problem.
Good, Bad...
- Rose32160@aol.com
your bad fortune cookie would be "good" if it was a good fortune
cookie who wants to read about "bad" fortune....sorry but this is
not something I would send to my friends, guess you don't know about
kindness and looking for the good in life....instead being negative...people
don't need that....there's enough of that in reality... your bad
cookie is "deleted" for me...
Depressing
- Sally Rasmusson
Your site was sent to me by a friend with a great sense of humor...however,
I don't think this is funny. Very depressing. There is to much negative
out in the world...why don't you go toward the positive...I would
definately forward your site then. Now, no way...not even to my
roommate.
Pure Garbage
- J. Demichele
To say that this site is pure garbage is being nice. I don't know
where you get your fortunes from, but you should lose them, preferably
in the sewer where they belong. I see by your picture that you are
in the martial arts. From the little I know about the martial arts,
I always thought they practiced peace and harmony, not negative
bullshit. I only came to this site because of Tip Worlds site of
the day. Well, Tip World is going to hear from me, and it is'nt
going to be pretty either. If I wanted to hear from an asshole site
like this, I'd fart.
Dipsticks
- Bob Frank
You know?
You really are a bunch of dipsticks, just like that one letter you
published on your web site said, only they put it a little more
drasticaly. It's pretty sad when all you can do is make up some
idiot web site like yours. However, you're doing what you probably
set out to do though, and that is to stir up someone's dander. It's
just too bad you don't use your intelect to create something worth
while instead of something retarded. Sorry but it's true. I doubt
if anyone will buy your book after suckering people in like this.
It's more of a resentment than anything else. Of course, those are
just my views.
The
world is negative enough - Cashmerex2@aol.com
DON,T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME. YOU SUCK, THE
WORLD IS NEGATIVE ENOUGH WITHOUT ASSHOLES LIKE YOU ADDING TO IT.I'LL
NOT PASS IT ON. AND I'LL THANK YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY LIFE.......YOU
SUCK!!!!!!
No Way -
Mr. G. Wormsbecker
I was going to recommend your site to my subscribers. However, Your
cookie only gives bad quotes. People have enough of that in their
day to day life without adding more negativity. Example: My second
cookie said, "I would go nowhere in life" I own three successful
business and am now branching
on to the internet. I could sell out today and enjoy the easy
life. But that is what I love >>> the chase. Some subscribers would
read your bad cookie and have a bad day. I try too produce the opposite.
When you change to positive cookies let me know and I will reevaluate
your site. Thank You. Mr. G. Wormsbecker, G.W.
Enterprises Inc.
Goodcookie
- johnsee@kih.net
You should make a "goodcookie" site for those of us that are nice
and peaceful. This thing needs some nice enlightening fortunes...
not the god damn mother fucking ones you write! damn you pisswad!
unsincerely, me. p.s. rot in hell bastard!
You Suck
- Killroyc100@aol.com
you suck, you suck, you suck! your stupid, & you make no freakin
sense. if you had any brains your losing them. i think just by visiting
your website i have become a little dumber.
Get
a New Life!
- Nancy Benner
I don't believe in "fortune." We make or break our own lives by
the way we live, the way we treat others, and the way we love. When
you feel down and out, go find someone to uplift and to encourage.
Do a random act of kindness, give something to someone who cannot
give to you, and do not tell them or anyone else that you are the
one who did it. If you tell it, or someone finds out about it, you
have lost your reward. Your reward? A glow in your heart that nothing
can take away! The kind of love I am talking about is the divine
love from the One whose birthday we celebrate on December 25th.
Amid all the confusion, hurt, disallusionment, disappointments,
tragedies, heartaches, heartbreaks all around us, nothing can separated
us from His love when we belong to Him. Forget the Fortune Cookies.
No Circulation
for BadCookie - PSpatches@aol.com
Your web site will never be circulated, especially by me.
Negative
Messages - Kathy Callas
your messages seem to be geared all our negative and not on mark
dont think ill visit your site anymore penty
Cookies -
Gladys Mikeworth
I didn't think it was funny
Major
downer - David Drummond
It
seemed like a cute idea at the time, so I visited your cookie site
just before making my first parachute jump. Now, I am a rational
adult. I know that you had nothing whatsoever to do with the packing
of my chute, nor the condition or operation of any of my skydiving
equipment. But damn it to hell, I do believe in vibes. If you are
trying to do something very difficult, or dangerous, and negative
vibes get all into it, well you are just not going to be at your
best. So, there I am, poised to leap into thin air, ten thousand
feet above the cold, unforgiving earth, and I open my cookie, and
my fortune reads, "A long trip ends badly." I mean, what kind of
fortune is that for someone in my situation? So of course I'm quite
upset; rather rattled, really, and I guess I turned the wrong way
in jumping out the door. To be frank, I'm not entirely sure how
it happened, but my helmet became wedged in this sort of metal runner
that runs along the side of the plane. I could not move my head
at all, but my body was flipping and flopping like a ragdoll in
the plane's slipstream, and I knew for a certainty that if I did
not get loose in the next few seconds, I could very easily break
my neck. "Help!" I yelled, hoping to get some help from the instructor,
Dave Burch. Well, I'll tell you, Dave's a really terrific guy, but
sometimes he has his head up his ass, you know what I'm saying?
I mean it took him forever to notice me flailing around not three
feet away from him, and then when he did see me, instead of helping
me get back into the plane, he just sort of reared back and brought
his boot straight down on my helmet, full force, which popped me
loose pretty much immediately, I guess. I can't be positive, because
I lost consciousness for a minute or two. When my head cleared,
I was well on my way, and unquestionably on my own. Not being entirely
sure how much time had elapsed, I opted to forgo the counting of
thousands that is the common skydiving practice, and just yank that
fricking cord. I cannot adequately decribe to you the sinking sensation
that came over me when the cord pulled loose, and my chute did not
open. Watching the planet slowly spiralling toward me, I felt my
mind racing, as it fast-forwarded through the hours of intensive
training, drilling and drilling for familiarity with every option,
for every possible contingency, and I swear to you that I could
not thing of a goddamned thing but "A long trip ends badly." I hope
you understand how something like that could affect my performance
in an adverse situation like this one. I hope you take the time
to think how a more positive fortune might have buoyed my spirits,
and inspired my performance to a greater level of excellence. "A
long trip ends splendidly." One word could have made such a huge
difference. Even a more noncommittal fortune would have been preferable
to the bitter pill I had been forced to swallow. "A long trip ends
without incident," would have been perfectly acceptable. Or even,
"Every trip has an end." Inscrutability would have been vastly preferable
to negativity, do you not see? I mean, you had nothing to do with
the particulars of my situation, but in a sense, you had everything
to do with them. Your diarrhoeic spew of bad karma has befouled
my entire life, or what there may be left of it. As far as the integrity
of the backup chute is concerned, please hang on a moment, while
I give it a try.
Nope. Nothing. Nada. You have really screwed me this time, Mister
Bad Cookie. That ground is coming up awfully fast now, but there
is certainly time to say that you can EAT SHIT AND DIE, MOTHER F
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